That Time an Angel removed a developing Fetus's Appendix
- Cutie Pie T.T.V.

- Mar 3
- 3 min read
An angel, Echel, is building a human baby while his mother, Betty, is playing "Michigan: Become Android," and tells God "Hey, I removed that useless appendix from the baby." God immediately freezes, turns around in the zip of a hat, then asks "Did you?" And "You did what?"
Echel says "It was useless, anyway." God says "You idiot! The appendix acts as a storehouse for bacteria that the digestive system needs to properly function. That way after sickness, or consumption of something unwise, the body can quickly fill the digestive system again with important bacteria!"
You see, before Echel had taken away the appendix, God was helping Echel work on the baby and in that time, God had added the Appendix himself, leading to a sense of Confused shock in Echel because he always saw it as useless and thought it'd be better if it wasn't there.
The angel, Echel, didn't remove the Appendix because the baby's Appendix had burst, or because the baby needed his or her Appendix removed. Echel just saw the Appendix as useless and removed the baby's appendix because Echel thought that the Appendix took up too much space inside of the baby.
Another angel, Diana, walks in, and says "What happened?" And God says "He removed the appendix from the unborn child! That took months to build!" Diana says "What does that do?"
God explains again "The appendix acts as a storehouse for bacteria that the digestive system needs to properly function. That way after sickness, or consumption of something unwise, the body can quickly fill the digestive system again with important bacteria!"
Diana says "Echel, why would you remove that? Put that back!" Another angel, Tony, who heard walks in and says "Only in 1st world countries can the appendix be treated as vestigial. Since he's in a first world country, he should be fine."
God replied "No, he's not! He needs it! Babies eat dangerous things all the time! How else do you think those country folk and Japanese ancients ate spoiled food?!"
Diana looks at Echel, and tells him to "Put it back," looking as if she's about to pop a vein. Her fingers twitch & twiddle her forehead just atop the popping vein.
God immediately fixes the baby, and yells at Echel "DO NOT MESS WITH MY UNBORN OFFSPRING, YOU MORON!" Lashing out at Echel because it utterly petrified the Lord that an angel just made such a decision regarding an unborn baby's body, And punishes him by kicking him out of Heaven for 5 months. The reason it was just for 5 months is only due to the fact Echel didn't know that he was doing anything wrong due to the fact that Echel had no knowledge he ever had ill intents in removing what Diana considered a vital organ for babies in general.
To the angels, the appendix was not a vestigial organ when it came to babies because they put a lot of things that aren't healthy for them in their mouths. They had no idea what would happen if a baby didn't have it all of the sudden and ate something poisonous.
Echel shouted "But the humans say it's not a vital organ!" And God replies "They don't know everything about their bodies! They're still learning! THIS is why we don't always listen to HUMANS who are not programmed to KNOW EVERYTHING!!!"
Echel had done this without any authorization from God. That alone was purely out of order, a truly reckless thing to do to an unborn baby, nonetheless.
To Be Continued...
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