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Crickle Crackle Pop: How I killed & Cloned my Aunt | Chapter 5

Updated: Feb 26

DISCLAIMER:

Sorry, but I don't endorse none of the ******** Cathy does in this chapter. I endorse NOTHING. Remember that you are not required to look up to her, learn from her, like her, see her as the hero, see her in the right, this is NOT like other stories. The main character IS THE INSANE CHICK.


Let's begin:

Cathy's point of view

I have this knife and I'm gonna put on rubber gloves and electrify the little ***** knife with the electric fence she has and wait until it's electric and then stab Aunt Margaret with it! I'll leave a hole with a knife that cauterizes her insides! Hahahahahahaha hahahah!!!!!!


And if you look in the stab wound, you can see the cauterized insides!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH....


Oh my gosh, I sound crazy.


I was gonna press the knife against the electric fence and then wait for it to have such a high voltage that it's retain it so that when I stabbed Aunt Margaret with it, she got electrocuted and died at the same time but then I realized if it cauterized the wound, while there'd be a skinny hole,


she wouldn't bleed out and she may not even feel it because she. Could get so much adrenaline that it numbs the pain so she can run away and she may still be alive, leading to a painful, traumatic death I wouldn't wish on anyone.


I need to push her in the electric fence so that she'd die instantly. I think... How long do you die from one, again?


I need to take my meds.

DISCLAIMER:

She's nuts.

I turned back to return home. I took my meds. I have two bottles of meds. Yeah... I'll just keep taking my meds.


To be continued...

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