F.N.A.F. | In the Flesh | A.U. | "We Need To Talk About Jackson" | Part 13

I remember when I was arguing with my wife about children...

It wasn't... very... fun...

Now... I'm in here with a child... and without her. Then wounds started opening up... My divorce wasn't... desired...

I accidentally had left my laptop open and she found a photo of Brianna in a green bikini...

I didn't mean for her to find it... The text messages... Well, of course I didn't. I was the one cheating!

Now, I'm dealing the idea that this abomination, or whatever it is, erupted out of me like some monster...

As I stared at this thing in disbelief, so did all the other babies in the nursery. They all stared at my son like he was an anomaly.

The nurse Heidi came over to me and said, "It's a boy!" And I was thinking "It is?" Then I looked in there and saw my boy staring all around the nursery at all the confused newborns.

I didn't know what to think because... It was so weird... I'm a man, how could I be pregnant with an alien baby or something?

Jason and Meghan had been at the hospital with me. They kept staring at... What I think my nurse, Heidi, said was a little baby boy. Heidi kept gawking over it, claiming "I love bunnies!"

As I was about to return home after recovering, my nurse, Heidi, went over and just snapped up my son and gave him to me on my way out of the hospital.

When I went outside, I saw that the hospital's name was apparently "The Hatter Hospital," which... Was odd... But okay, Then...

Third Person Point of View:

Down in a modern newsroom at night, with a glowing monitor wall being viewed LIVE on television and YouTube, The news reporter, Donald O'Connell, laughs at his desk. This breaking-news, a scrolling ticker and a simple lower-third read “BREAKING NEWS -- Man gives birth to rabbit!” Even Cool key lighting from the lights above mixes with the bluish spill of monitors, giving him a crisp, broadcast look with a blue-and-white color palette and subtle compression artifacts like typical live streams.

The news reporter, Donald O'Connell, leans forward, one hand on printed notes, speaking clearly into the mic, saying: "Well, folks, you'll want to hear this one! Right in Hurricane, Utah, U.S.A. A human male who claims he isn't trans just gave birth via C-section to a human/rabbit hybrid child! The newborn baby boy was an unexpected charm as the man couldn't fathom the idea he was pregnant. Of course not! He's a man! No one knows, yet, how this birth occurred!" As the line about the birth lands, the monitor wall briefly cuts to a hospital hallway, a closed operating-room door, and a covered bassinet with a tiny hint of rabbit-like ears under the blanket.

Of course, it's just a toy. They haven't been able to get in contact with the heavily embarrassed Matt.

DISCLAIMER:

This story is for adults, but if any kids are watching, please don't say "Whore," "harlot," or "slut..."

They're derogatory words used to be mean to women who sleep around.

Matt was always trained by his loving mother, Monika, not to embarrass their wealthy family lineage. The rumors made him feel ashamed, like when he was sure he had brought shame to his family by cheating on his wife with whom his mother declared was "...A whore like Brianna!!! How dare you cheat on your wife with this whore! What's worse is you probably got that slut pregnant! This no good homewrecker is sending you Bikini shots on your computer in the home where your wife makes you dinner! Are you happy?! What's more surprising is that you managed to get Hannah to try to fix the marriage! Hannah wanted to work it out, you wanted to hide and lie, but you're harlot just had to go and ruin all that! Thanks to that old homewrecker, you only lasted for just another year as the marriage rotted because of your shame!"

Honestly, her rant was much worse when the act of cheating was revealed to his mother when he went to her for comfort about his fear of an impending divorce and losing his wife. This rant came about after the divorce was finalized.

Her rant when the cheating was found out after he was caught crying in his bedroom, panicking that his wife was gonna leave him, saying stuff like "My wife found out!" And "I can't live without her!" Mixed in with "I don't want her to leave me!" And "I can't let her go!"

So, his... To be honest, typically visibly loving mother replied: "Are you serious?! What if this gets on the news? What if this gets around? Not all women keep their mess to themselves, she tells her friends venting outside of her family about our personal business and our reputation is ruined!"

His mother, Monika, a well-known Diva in Hurricane, Utah, USA, just keeps screaming, "You have embarrassed the family, they'll look at me poorly, she'll hate me, all of her family will hate me because we are related to you! And they hate anyone related to the person who hurt their loved ones! Do you understand that this makes your parents look like we didn't raise you right?? I know that you're poor with women, and honestly that's embarrassed us more than you know, but this is the living end! Like, you could have just slept with your wife more often if you were bored, gone to Disneyland, whatever else than make us look like we didn't train you because you knew better than to do this! I know she was boring and that you always did the same things, talked about the same things, whatever, but honestly, if that's the case, then you're boring, too, and need other people to keep you entertained because you can't even entertain yourself without making me and your loving father look bad!"

His momma added a little extra, "And that WHORE Brianna better not get pregnant!"

Present Day...

Matt's First Person Point of View:

Well, as it turned out, I was the one who got pregnant, mom. Thanks for the comforting scolding.

Jason helps me and my son in the car. Meghan looks at my son to check & see if he's truly and boy, then nods once and says, "Okay, he's truly a boy." Heidi just smiled politely, and said, "I hope you learn how to take care of bunnies. Remember, I gave you my phone number to help you. I have 4 scheduled videos that'll come daily to help teach you."

I just kind of nod. I'm not blocking her number because... What idiot would do that? I don't know how to take care of a frickin' rabbit!

She helps me get into the car and Jason and Meghan drive me home.

On the way home, Jackson was asking if I was okay, and she replied, "Yes, he and his baby bunny are home safe."

Jackson replied over the phone "What? it's a bunny? Is that what Agony was joking about? Uh, you know what, whatever... I'm gonna hang up. Cailee is crying."

I then realized: "DID HE ACTUALLY CURSE ME WITH A PREGNANCY SO I WOULD DIE IN CHILD BIRTH?!" I was furious with Jackson!

How can I see him or Cailee again after he put this shame within me!? Got me pregnant so I could be ripped apart by birth!?! How could he ever do this to someone who put so much into his own daughter's life?! I hope I'm just crazy!

Then I get home and there's my mother knocking on my door because she thinks my friends are home...

I don't know how to describe how I feel, so I'm gonna try my best. I feel dejected. There is nothing but foreboding and shame. All of this is so much more embarrassing when your mother is at the house. She might think I'm gay. She might even think I'm a true hermaphrodite. I'm scared that she'll not only assume that I'm not fully a man, but also assume I slept around and start... Feeling ashamed of me. Like... She'll abandon me.

I'm only 34. This is the most embarrassing situation... I have to hide this abomination.

I try to conceal my son in my jacket, but it doesn't work.

My mother sees me in the car, and I can feel a sense of disgust wash over me. The fear & anxiety of her finding me with this abomination of a demon spawn; This desolation of a child; This child that shouldn't exist that brings my very masculinity into question.

I can only hope that this child doesn't ruin my life. I'm gonna have to pay the news media a good $4,000 to keep this under wraps. People will have to think he's adopted or a pet, the news will have to be shown as fake if they ever reported on it, and I will have to pretend that he is not my son, but adopted.

I'm calling the nurse Heidi. I forgot to name him on the birth certificate. I didn't even write on it. Everyone in the hospital was so shocked at what happened that we just didn't get any of the paperwork done.

My name's not even on the birth certificate. There will never be a mother on his birth certificate... Hmm... Maybe I can put Hannah's name on it if she wanted a kid so much... Then dump my son on her... Pretend she did it... Then run away.

I don't know where she lives though... We haven't seen each other since the divorce. I just have the strong urge to leave this thing there.

My Mormon mother, Monika, is coming over.

Oh my gosh...

Third Person Point of View:

A 2023 study found that 42% of Utah adults had identified as Latter-day Saints.

It is the year 2020.

Meet Monika, a typically gentle, Mormon 59-year-old woman.

Monika has blue eyes, a pale complexion, and wavy blond hair worn mid-length.

Monika is tall, being 6'9", fat, being 300lbs, and dresses quite conservatively.

Monika is a decent artist and made good money with that work for Disney as an animator and character designer.

Monika can get lost easily, so she had a lot of trouble getting to her son's house. Monika gets lost because she might be autistic, she loses focus since she often focuses on her own mind until she zones out and no longer pays attention to the signs on the road.

It took her calling her husband to come get to so he could drive her over to Matt's house.

This is Jason's Home, passed down to him from generation to generation starting with his great-great-grandfather, Woodrow, who was wealthy.

Matt becomes.... Insecure... Matt refuses to let his mother see his newborn baby...

Meghan goes to the backseat to get the baby, but Matt takes off his jacket to hide him. When Meghan saw his son being covered up by his father's black suit, Meghan rips it off, yelling, "You should never cover a baby's head! I don't know why you did that, but it's evil to do so!" Hoping to make him feel guilty as she's always known he's been insecure about giving birth and didn't take his son very well.

Instantly, his mother becomes alarmed by the sight of this bunny baby in the car with Matt.

Matt is flushed, embarrassed, ashamed, he's covering his ears so he doesn't hear his mother call him a weirdo or freak...

His mother doesn't. She's just in shock. She just picks his son up and asks, "You got a pet?" Then cuddles it, but it makes human baby noises, so she asks "Do bunnies sound like humans?" then she became so flabbergasted by the sheer chunk on this baby! Like, this was an actually very chunky baby! "This is a chunky bunny!" Monika giggled.

Monika was pondering why his son was so wrapped up when Jason piped "That's his son. He gave birth to it." This was not taken at all seriously by his mother, who just laughed.

The nameless bunny-like baby then chimed out a simple whine, sounding as human as you as a baby, then cried for milk his father couldn't produce to the shock of his mother, Monika.

Matt's First Person Point of View:

My mother was confused, then awkwardly spouted, "Um... Okay???" I knew she couldn't believe them. Meghan later on asked her mom, Sally, for advice while my mom was asking me what happened and Jason, the one who wasn't embarrassed by what happened, answered all her questions while I just nodded.

Sally then called Heidi, who was her friend, and Heidi explained everything and then came to visit me. Heidi told me that she would be watching over me to see if I had lochia.

Heidi explained to me that Lochia is the bleeding and discharge that happens after a woman gives birth. It’s your body’s way of cleaning out the uterus, getting rid of extra blood, tissue, and the uterine lining called the endometrium—that’s the lining that built up during pregnancy to help nourish a baby. After birth, your body no longer needs it, so it sheds it.

Lochia usually starts bright red, kind of like a heavy period, then changes pink, brown, and finally yellowish or whitish over a few weeks. It can last about 4–6 weeks, and it’s totally normal.

Basically: it’s your body flushing out what it doesn’t need after pregnancy so the uterus can heal.

Heidi took me back to the hospital, and they found that I was a biological male with X-rays, tests, and scans but found that I had an extra pouch inside of my body as well. My body had no lochia, it was going through an something similar to an Estrus cycle where what they called the "Uterine lining" was being reabsorbed by my body. I guess that happened because my body didn't have a large enough opening to get rid of the stuff Heidi told me about.

The doctors were puzzled, they began talking about studying my body.

In the x-rays, I had a tube that went from the pouch to my stomach, the hole that the tube used to bring digested food to the pouch was closed. Dr. Donald said, "This must be the place we pulled the baby out from because in the C-section, we noticed a tube connected from the womb to your stomach. I think this was your womb. The tube must be to bring food to the umbilical cord."

During the pregnancy, I had morning sickness, chills, moodiness, thinning hair, gained weight, and I starved constantly. Was it because of this?

I was confused as to how this was possible, but I didn't have any answers, either!

I guess... Uh... Is this a miracle? I'm confused. Is this child meant for something?

Like... Is it the antichrist or something?

To be continued...