Crickle Crackle Pop: How I killed & Cloned my Aunt | Chapter 7

Aunt Margaret's Narration

There is a deep, distinct problem with mankind and accountability.

Primarily, this involves logical leaps that do not make sense.

Now, before I judge, to be fair, it is not necessarily all of mankind; it is us Americans.

Due to their high-shame culture, they seem to have an extreme issue with accountability and a very strange lack of ability to put two and two together and use logic. For example, if one man cheats on a woman, he will have such a hard time accepting that he was wrong. I know he is just being emotional, but he will have such a hard time understanding and accepting that he was wrong, especially if it was obvious.

Technically, this is due to emotions. If someone without intense emotions were told that they were wrong, they would be able to logically think it through because emotions actually push and force certain behaviors. Throughout American childhood, we were not taught to manage emotions by logically thinking through them, and we are not even taught how to logically use our brains to process these emotions. We actually just do not know how to do that, so we know we are wrong and refuse to admit it. This is just a theory I have.

To be fair, it is just stupid people. They simply do not care and do not know, and they think they are always right even when they are obviously wrong because they simply do not care about what they do. They want to gaslight you into thinking that they are consistently right because, if they do that, they do not have to face consequences for any of their actions.

It is like trying to argue with someone who will never stop lying. They are literally not going to stop lying about their innocence, even though it makes them look stupid. It is simply stupid. They are fools because only a fool would think: “He saw me do this. He is going to suddenly believe that I did something he did not see me do and instead saw me do the opposite.”

Basically, they are clearly mentally ill and unable to fully reason out their choices and decisions. Unfortunately, they often have mental illnesses that cause them to struggle with logic and reasoning. Genes are technically to blame, not necessarily inbreeding, but many genes play a part in different mental illnesses.

If I had to recommend dating anyone, it would probably be a man who is very creative and passionate about something, like pottery, art, or sculpting. An artist can still be very abusive, but if it is a really demanding type of art that requires high detail, I would probably recommend that. The only issue is that he may spend so much time on it that he does not spend enough time learning morals.

At the same time, what I am saying is that a man who has this type of hobby, especially if it is his job, is a man who is often too busy doing something productive to be doing something harmful, such as theft, criminal activity, or murder, which require a lot of planning. Abusers often do not really do anything; in fact, they tend to be lazy and not want to do anything at all. They can be artists, and they can be rapists, but at the same time, if it is something extremely demanding, the amount of time they would put into evil is the amount of time they instead put into their craft.

They do not do it all the time, but when they pick up a hobby, it can be therapeutic and help them get their minds off things because of the high level of focus it requires. It takes so much focus to do what they need to do.

Creatives, not all of them, but those who are truly passionate about their work, will sometimes put so much effort into it that they are more interested in their work than in doing something wrong. They do not really think about wrongdoing, especially if the work is very demanding. They may stay home and focus on it.

Basically, because these activities often take a great deal of effort, especially serious crimes, which require a lot of planning, that level of effort is redirected into their creative work instead.

As I write all this down in my journal, I just kind of think... "These people must have mental illnesses that cause them to be so foolish."

Whatever, I've got to head off to work, anyway, I gotta deliver goods to Israel and Gaza, then to Ukraine. I just hope that Hamas lets us in, this time. They found out we were delivering goods to Israel and now we're at severe risk of Attack because of it. All because some $@#%%!# couldn't keep his mouth shut.

So what happened was that at my job, there was a guy named Jason Dorel'doe, this Jason is not my relative, our last name is O'Connor.

A Fool's Theme - Brian Bolger

2:40

Like everybody else, Jason was specifically banned from telling any of the governments we were working with about each other. That was the biggest rule. I understand he is 18, but there is no excuse for being stupid.

What made Jason so foolish was that he chose one of the worst possible times to start telling people that we were giving aid to civilians in a country we do not have good relations with. We are meant to be like Switzerland, neutral. Yes, we offer protection to Israel, but we are not going to aid in any wars or offer weapons. If we make weapons, it is only to give to our own soldiers so that they can protect Israel.

Our soldiers cannot set foot in Gaza. We are supposed to be fully defensive. Our soldiers have to stay in Israel; they cannot leave. The only thing that can go to Gaza and Ukraine is our delivery personnel, who have to deliver farm food. If we do not keep our end of the bargain, we do not receive the same protections. God has basically decided that He would protect us from all our enemies and take care of us as long as we keep up our end of the bargain and take care of the civilians in Israel, Gaza, and Ukraine.

We had to deliver the goods to Israel first. then Gaza, then Ukraine. Technically, it was seen as more convenient since we already had our own soldiers on the ground protecting civilians.

In fact, our soldiers are the reason that, in the year 2032, the children of Israel do not have to go to war. What we did was tell them that instead of sending 13-year-olds, we would go out there ourselves, so some of our 18-year-olds were sent. Since America already has soldiers, we used the soldiers we already had instead of forcing people to go.

The government put out propaganda to encourage defensive forces, but we assured them that we would not force anyone to go to war.

We also have a deal with Israel that none of our soldiers will take part in offensive wars because that is not our agreement. We believe that doing so would compromise our relationship with God, and it is extremely important that we keep that relationship steady.

I do not really know what caused Jason to tell them. Many of us assumed something was wrong politically. We were worried that our soldiers were being compromised in ways that would disadvantage one of the three countries we were working with. We did not want our soldiers to attack Gaza or Ukraine.

We did not want our soldiers to go on the offensive at all. They were supposed to remain in Israel and essentially serve as security guards for the country, not as traditional soldiers. We were more like mercenaries. We worked with their political power, and their political power had authority over ours, but not to the same extent as in Florida.

We had to work out many deals for that arrangement. We were basically strictly security guards, similar to a national guard for the country.

This is where I became very concerned. With our men stationed there, we were worried that Jason had told Hamas that there was going to be a war. We were afraid that, because of this, our soldiers would be forced into an offensive war. Our mayor, Mayor Gordon Jackson, had to go to Israel and confirm whether they were trying to start another war with Gaza. They said no, so we were deeply confused. We wanted to know what was going on and why Hamas was panicking.

Essentially, what happened was that Jason told the truth. Many of our people are angry at him, and he is now receiving harassment in the form of middle fingers in text messages, photos, and videos. People are implying that he was stupid for saying what he did. However, he did not actually lie. A political leader had asked why it took so long to bring aid, and Jason told the truth. Even though we were not legally allowed to say it, he explained that we had to deliver food to Israel first, then to Gaza, and then to Ukraine.

He was not supposed to say that because of the issues that erupted in the early 2020s. This created a problem where Hamas assumed we were in cahoots with Israel and that there was going to be an attack or that the food would be poisoned, which was not true. We had to go and film our process to prove that it was not.

Jason is 'bout to get fired, bro...

I caught Mayor Gordon Jackson screaming at Jason Dorel'Doe "Why would you tell them that? Hamas is super delicate!" Only for Jason to reply "I’m sorry. All I did was tell them the truth! He asked!" The Mayor was Furious, and didn't care: "Now, we can't send any of our delivery men in there!"

I agreed with the mayor, what were we gonna do? We couldn't send any of our delivery men in anymore because Hamas was halting us from keeping a piece of our end of the bargain, so the mayor chewed him out: "How are we gonna tell God that your stupidity caused us to not be able to do our job and keep our end of the bargain?!"

Jason didn't really understand because he's 18-years=old and new here: "I didn’t mean to cause any problems… I just answered honestly." Which, even if he's being honest, doesn't matter. "You can't always tell the truth! You have to think politically!" Mayor Gordon screamed.

I'm pretty sure he's gonna get fired. Either that, or Jason will quit. He always told me he was gonna have to since our co-workers kept calling him a @#!$!@#.

As such, Jason does something only an idiot would do: "They were gonna find out anyways, you moron!" Insult the mayor.

The mayor couldn't believe his ears as Jason was just yapping at the tongue.

The mayor said "Oh really?" Then Jason shot back "How do you know they wouldn't have found out through the news or something?!? Our uniforms are specific!"

The mayor didn't really know what to do because the mayor didn't know how to handle Hamas, and thus, this led to him slumping forward in his desk, telling Jason "you're fired," and then essentially getting on the floor, taking the blanket he put under his desk, wrapping it around himself, and really succumbing to the reality that he was screwed.

Prime Florida.

In our prime Florida, Gordon Jackson had decided that he was going to go to the local chapel and try to communicate with God and tell God that, essentially speaking, they couldn't keep up a small piece of the end of the bargain.

Many of the employees had went with him to give our reasons why we couldn't go, and Gordon had told us that he'd go first because he'd speak with the leaders of Israel, Gaza and Ukraine personally regularly.

Once Gordon went before God, using my friends, Jonas and Thomas as security, immediately God called them to leave, so Gordon shooed them off.

Writer's P.O.V.

God wasn't going to punish him or anything, but to force him to keep up his end, he erupted a ring of fire around Gordon. This fire shouldn't burn anything, as it was designed not to, but Gordon wasn't supposed to know that.

Gordon felt nervous, and stumbled in his words, saying: "Well... This complicates things," looking around & down at the ring of fire surrounding him.

Gordon looked... Scared. I don't know how to describe the face. It's just a look of nervous fear, so he asked "Can I step out of the ring of fire about me?" As he tried, but God made the fire higher, and said "No" as Gordon jogged his feet back.

Gordon said, "Oh! Well... Can we replace the fire with a wall of ice?" This was strategic. He knew that God may not do it if he needs a scary lure, so he picked something just as unpleasant, but not as harmful to trap himself in. It's trading in one horrid punishment or trap for another lesser punishment or less painfully dangerous trap.

God replied "sure." Then the fire turned into a tall wall office surrounding him, and the mayor was sure he wouldn't leave until he does what God wants.

"I want you to give aid to the civilians," God said. • Gordon said "I don't know what you want me to do, it's not like Hamas is gonna magically let me send aid into Gaza." • God said "I can make them." • Gordon said "Okay, whateve's, I guess..." • God replied "No thank you?" Offended, and Gordon straightened up and said "Thanks, I guess..." Feeling awkward, for some reason, something deeply troubled him.

Back with Margaret's Point of View...

I had gone to work and done my deliveries, and was ordered to skip Gaza while the men were sent into Gaza. They sent the men in because the women were weaker while also having the possibility of being pregnant. "Trans women" and "trans men" were not sent in for the same reasons with pregnancy, alongside hormones potentially making them physically weaker.

When I got home, I just watered my flowers. I didn't wanna go to Gaza, anyway, with an amped up Hamas.

To be continued...