Crickle crackle pop: How I killed & Cloned my Aunt | Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER:

I do not endorse anything the main character does. She is evil, and it is okay not to like her. I am not trying to make her likable and she will not have redeeming qualities. Just because she does evil does not mean I am confessing to any crimes, just because she is unlikeable does not mean I am self-inserting. This is the farthest from a self-insert.

Let's begin the story:

I murdered Aunt Margaret.

Before the incident, I was sitting in my room. Livid. I'm Cathy. I'm 27. I'm pregnant with my husband's baby, and yet, that $%@$!#$ has been flirting with her.

Stupid #####.

That stupid ##### is so @@@@@@@ stupid. How could he love that $$$$$ over me???

That dumb $$$$$$####@@ is gonna pay for whatever she did to make that ####$$$ like that &&&&&.

My sister, Anita, says "Auntie Margaret's been rejecting his advances." Well, what did she do to have him keep flirting with her? Were they in a relationship while we were married and they broke up?

I remember her husband, Rodney, he lives on a farm and owns an electric fence.

The thing is, people prank children on Farms, Uncles primarily, by asking them to touch an electric fence without letting them know it's an electric fence. They sometimes do this to stomp out a child's ego or to get back at the parent because the parent used to pick on them when they were children.

This might be why aunts & uncles are abusive to nephews and nieces as well once the kids are in their custody — Childhood beef with their parents.

Rodney had found it fun to prank all his nephews and nieces like this. He used it to keep horses in-line, and so it was high voltage.

I once touched a wire that lined a wooden fence about 6 inches above on a horse farm. Despite having solid rational thinking that there's already a fence so if there's a wire above it, it's most likely electric.

So I threw a stick on it like I had seen about two weeks prior on Jurassic Park, also knowing it doesn't work like that; Then all I remember is thinking about touching it and waking up four or five feet from where I stood. Pretty sure I didn't feel quite right from that point on. But you won't catch me touching random and not so random wires ever again.

As you could have guessed, I think I touched it.

Now, fast forward to my cousin, Nitty, playing at 8 and her uncle, Rodney's telling her to touch his electric fence meant for his poor horses.

Nitty didn't know it was an electric wire, but he did, and he wanted to see if it'd work. So, he decided to have her touch it and like me, she did fly.

It was worse with her, her hand got stuck at her because her body froze up. It was as if the electricity didn't want to let go, then with a shock she just went hurling back. He had beef with his sister, Janice, who was his bully as a child. Her husband, Rock, was livid and pressed charges.

Nitty was the last of his relatives; he did it too, and she was the 7th relative. Nitty is dead.

He told the judge it was just a slightly harmful prank.

Nitty is dead.

He once told my brother, Bread, to pee on the electric fence. If you do this, the electricity will use the urine as if it were an extension cord as the electricity will travel through the urine, using it as a conductor, and head straight for the private parts the pee comes from. Bread was 9. It shocked his private parts and he couldn't use them for a long time, and it was extremely painful.

Bread had trouble peeing, and Rodney did this to Bread to get back at my father, Tony, because he would steal his food as a child. Rodney saw these as harmless pranks. Bread had chemical burns and almost died. My mother, Rebecca, sued Rodney for $50,000,000.

Rodney KNEW it'd electrocute Bread; Rodney even told the judge that it was just all in good fun. Rodney is still paying my mother to this day. Bread was the sixth child he did this to.

Rodney then went and convinced my cousin Basil, a boy, to pee on the electric fence to get back at his sister, Basil's mom, Mable. Basil died from the electrocution; He was 5.

None of the children knew the fences were electric. This time, Rodney played it off as an accident. However, we all found out through some cameras he forgot to turn off on his farm. Basil was the fifth child he did this to. Rodney was found guilty, but due to a plea deal, he served 5 years in prison.

3 of the other children got light shocks; One of my cousins, Marble, who was 15, said it didn't hurt, but it was very scary for her; She was the forth.

All the other children before her said it still hurt and they all got chemical burns. One cousin, Jason, who was 11, got shocked when Rodney, as a prank, grabbed the electric fence then grabbed Jason's hand, leading to them both being electrocuted and getting chemical burns.

So, I decided that this would be how I killed Aunt Margaret.

My uncle, Rodney, has electrocuted people in his pranks, as this was his favorite prank and he was a hedonist so he did what he wanted, using poorly installed electric fences from other farms.

He'd push people into them for fun. Rodney has pushed 5 adults in, 1 died; His name was Jackson and he had heart defects from inbreeding. Rodney went to jail for 6 years on a plea deal for this. Jackson was 25. Rodney started his psychopathic playtime before he did anything to the kids.

Rodney is in jail and 57-years-old; He killed Nitty when he was 49.

I watched myself follow in, ironically, my uncle's footsteps instead of my own father.

My hurting Aunt Margaret has nothing to do with him. It had everything to do with her and my husband.

I'll put the plan in motion.

To Be Continued...